saaaaanta.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Monday I bought porn for gordonjensen (10 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole happybeeme's purse (30 points). Last Friday I helped potterpuffs hide a body (-173 points). In October I gave red_fuzzy a kidney (1000 points). In January I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Overall, I've been nice (167 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, DistantVampire

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