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distantvampire ([personal profile] distantvampire) wrote2009-09-29 03:19 pm

I um.....wooow.

So, Wajas provides me with little gems every once in awhile lulz.

i am a die-hard Twilight fan. NO series means more to me than the Twilight Saga. I even hid my Twiligt books so my bro can't read them. I have an Edward poster, a Robert Pattinson book, a Twilight Directors book, several pictures i printed out, 4 Twilight shirts, and a Twilight music box. and i REALLY don't like ppl making fun of SM and the Twilight vampires. i also HATE ppl who make fun of vampires that sparkle, because in my mind, vampires do NOT have fangs, are NOT afraid of garlic,holy crosses, etc, and they DON'T die in sunlight. the sparkleness just makes them more beautiful. Edward at least. when he first showed up i fell to the ground and started twitching. i'm not joking. i really did. yes i am in love w/ a fictional person, yes, he's the one i love most, NO i don't care, YES i HATE it when ppl make fun of Edward fangirls.it's the one thing i hate most.if u like Jacob i wont object. i just think Edward is a gazillion times more gorgeous than Jacob could ever be.

[identity profile] jesuite.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
-dies laughing-

[identity profile] dauntingmondego.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
That reminds me so much of the video of that insane Twilight fan that Mana posted a while back:

[identity profile] houkie.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
The scary thing is that, someday, this idiot will breed... o_o

[identity profile] whistle-kestrel.livejournal.com 2009-10-01 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
No she won't, because she won't find a guy that SPARKLES ENOUGH for her!

[identity profile] dearlovelost.livejournal.com 2009-10-02 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
She'll find ways... (http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP)

[identity profile] exiophiam.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
*wince* That is...awful. Hilarious but...still awful! XD

[identity profile] cherylkat.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
o.o Where is this at on wajas? I hadn't seen it so I could laugh! :D

[identity profile] scarletwolfsong.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
*twitch*

*twitch twitch*

[identity profile] spoiledxdreams.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
"The scary thing is that, someday, this idiot will breed... o_o"

I have to agree with that 110% however it did make me laugh reading this post, and all the comments, but Houkie's made me lose it.

I um.....wooow.

[identity profile] ravnwolf.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Make it stop. Please.

[identity profile] azianwolfdoll.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
LOL, DOES SHE MASTURBATE TO THE BOOKS & MOVIE(S) I WONDER?

[identity profile] morbidelirium.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
Bahahaha. "vampires do NOT have fangs." No, fail.

[identity profile] dembe.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
lol...yes. Thank you wajas. >D

[identity profile] vyrdaeom.livejournal.com 2009-10-01 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Vampires... don't have fangs?

Then... they're not vampires!

Just... arg *twitchdie*

As for the breeding comment; unfortunately. Although I agree with Harper, too.

"No sparkles for you!"
Edited 2009-10-01 06:01 (UTC)