Perfect. Just fucking Perect

How to make a Mercido

Ingredients: 5 parts jealousy 1 part crazyiness 5 parts energy

Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness

Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com


so I'm a dumbass. yay bits for me.

GordoJ17: -.-
GordoJ17: boo
GordoJ17: ?
GordoJ17: :-(
GordoJ17: WHERE ARE YOU??
GordoJ17: DAMMIT!!!
GordoJ17: coooooooooooooooooooooome baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
GordoJ17: are you there???
GordoJ17: if AIM kicks me off before you respond because you're ignoring, I hope you realize you can't be mad at me for not trying!
GordoJ17: just like earlier too!
GordoJ17: well...
GordoJ17: I've been reading your journal...
GordoJ17: you really don't have any faith in me at all, do you?
GordoJ17: I'm not upset with you, please understand, about it.....but I'm kinda worried that you're KILLING YOURSELF thinking it....
GordoJ17: See???? I'm getting IMMENSELY frustrated because I don't know whether you're reading this or not...
GordoJ17: I'm imagining you sitting there, glancing at the computer, and ignoring everything I type....when in reality, you're probably not there at all...
GordoJ17: and i'm just torturing myself with the thought....-.-
GordoJ17: ...and yet...silence....
GordoJ17: :-(:-(:-(
GordoJ17: look, if you're trying to tell me I'm responsible for making you feel terrible, or cry....then you're going to fvcking kill me!!! There's no reason you should feel this way!!
GordoJ17 signed off at 8:12:01 PM.
GordoJ17 signed on at 8:15:54 PM.
GordoJ17: ugh
GordoJ17: ....you need to come back...
GordoJ17 signed off at 8:21:53 PM.
GordoJ17 signed on at 9:23:13 PM.
GordoJ17: hello????
DistantVampire: finally
GordoJ17: thank god!
GordoJ17: its about damn time
GordoJ17: did you gte any of my messages before?
DistantVampire: some of them. AIm's been fucked up.
GordoJ17: tell me about it -.-
DistantVampire: I could have sworn I put up an away message for instance
DistantVampire: I hate you AIm.
DistantVampire: and you too ezwhore.
GordoJ17: i cant fucking stay online for more than 10 minutes
DistantVampire: *kicks them both*
DistantVampire: they're both slow for me
GordoJ17: *joins in the kicking*
GordoJ17: me too!
GordoJ17: I've got a new motherboard and CPU coming tommorow....hoping that might help
DistantVampire: I dont know what the hell's wrong with mine.
DistantVampire: everything's just slow
GordoJ17: well, i hate to say it, but i'm glad its not just me then
DistantVampire: yeah
GordoJ17: I was seriously getting sick of every 5 minutes seeing "The AIM server cannot be reached"....and waiting 5 minutes for a response to an IM
DistantVampire: I haven't gotten kicked yet, it's just EVERYTHING else is so slow!
DistantVampire: And my away message isn't staying up obviously
GordoJ17: yes....which causes some of us severe heartburn...*glares*
GordoJ17: :-P
GordoJ17: seriously, you had me sweating
DistantVampire: I'm sorry...I've been really...overdramatic lately
GordoJ17: and i was about to say....
GordoJ17: I was reading your livejournal....and girl.....you're WAY off the mark...i'm gonna have to set you right...
GordoJ17: (damn that sounded so...countryish:-P)
GordoJ17: seriously though, where do you come up with these delusions? i'll have to work on that....xD
DistantVampire: bloody hell, you know I'm too....blah. there is no right word for whatever the hell I am
GordoJ17: i think 'clingy' works nicely
DistantVampire: too clingy...too dramatic....too....gods the list goes on an on
DistantVampire: I seriously dont see how you put up with me
GordoJ17: well, you're also kind of a pessimist it seems...which is worrisome...because you automatically assume the worst....and you end up hurting yourself in the process...
DistantVampire: I Know, I know
DistantVampire: I dont know how not to though!
DistantVampire: I can't help it!
GordoJ17: no, its ok...my family is the same way...
GordoJ17: which is one reaosn why i think i understand as well as I do...
DistantVampire: a month. and I"m so jealous. I'm just an idiot....*sighs* seriously. I get so fucking jealous over every little thing!
GordoJ17: whats there to be jealous over?
DistantVampire: It all adds up to just....well...horrible stuff
DistantVampire: I dont know....again, this is the stupid part
GordoJ17: my life is so mundane
GordoJ17: well...no...tell me
GordoJ17: i'd like to know...
GordoJ17: maybe i can help
DistantVampire: you cant make me be perfect. trust me. I've been trying
DistantVampire: becuase there is all this stuff about me I need to change
DistantVampire: and I dont know how to
GordoJ17: no there isn't....there's nothing i'd change....except maybe the worrying part...;-)
GordoJ17: but seriously, everyone has their own little quirks.....its what makes us different....
GordoJ17: and likeable, to some extent...
DistantVampire: I've got like.....50 of them!
DistantVampire: I've got like.....a thousand peoples BAD quirks!
DistantVampire: not even the cute ones! *huffs*
DistantVampire: I'm leaving thursday for florida. so I wont be able to talk till next monday.
GordoJ17: fuck -.-
DistantVampire: any time you want to call me, please, i's either today, tomorrow, or wednesday
GordoJ17: (excuse my french)
DistantVampire: it's*
GordoJ17: what's going on in florida, by the way?
DistantVampire: my family lives there
GordoJ17: i know...but any special occasion?
DistantVampire: no
GordoJ17: by the way, when does school start for you?
DistantVampire: August 12th
GordoJ17: ugh...that sucks...
GordoJ17: I think its about the same time here
GordoJ17: and they didnt even get out here until..like...the 8th of june...
DistantVampire: brb
DistantVampire: tell me when to call or something. I think you're aware how desperate I am
DistantVampire: Back
GordoJ17: where'd ya go??
DistantVampire: to walk th dog
GordoJ17: oh
GordoJ17: i hate that...
GordoJ17: i have to do that here now...
GordoJ17: -.-
GordoJ17: because we're not allowed to put up fences in my area....
GordoJ17: shit...-.-
GordoJ17: now you're gone...-.-
GordoJ17: my luck just blows
GordoJ17 signed off at 10:03:02 PM.