oh my!

So...last night. Yeah.

I had my first wet dream about a girl. I mean...I've had dreams of sexual nature that involved women before, but always in a hazy 'I only think you're a girl cuz you've got nice boobies' sort of way. Oh no, this was a woman and she knew just what she was doing!

I was SUPREMELY disappointed when I heard my alarm go off and it interrupted us D:


Also, work sillies.

I shared this with Jassy (WHO I WILL BE SEEING IN LESS THAN A WEEKS TIME OMG WTF!!!!)

I'm barbacking, which means I'm helping the bartneder on some busier nights by cleaning dishes, pouring beers, keeping the bar top happy, just small things.

I'm serving this set of guys, there are three of them, and we're cutting up and having some fun. One of the regulars calls my name and wants a beer, so I go to pour it. The guys also want another round, I get them their Coors Lt. and one guy (they're all attractive, which isn't really part of the story but I love the fact I'm paid to flirt with guys like these!) looks at my badge and goes "Okay, so what's your real name?" I balk for a second, no one knows that Katy isn't my name who doesn't work with me and ask him "Well who told you?" he gives me a funny eyebrow waggle and I tell him that's not a fair answer because I can't do funny eyebrows back. So he explains to me that I look like a stripper, so he assumed Katy wasn't really my name. I just BUST OUT LAUGHING, like miles beyond the normal LOL, and wink at him and shoot back 'Well, actually, my stage name is a lot more exciting than Katy.'

I was quite pleased with myself for that come back :D