lol

haha. funny conversation with John last night! xD

DistantVampire: JEN GOT BITTEN BY A FISH! xD DistantVampire: *dies laughing* Seiko4287: seriously? DistantVampire: Yes! xD Seiko4287: haha DistantVampire: Chel told me about it today DistantVampire: xD DistantVampire: they got mack tonight ^^ Seiko4287: that is too funny Seiko4287: nice.. DistantVampire: back. DistantVampire: damn. I cant type o.o Seiko4287: it's okay DistantVampire: woot. today = awesome Seiko4287: indeedness Seiko4287: ...I did nothing today Seiko4287: but it was great DistantVampire: omfg he's gotten me saying woot. dammit! DistantVampire: I went to the park with my siste heh Seiko4287: ...your what? DistantVampire: SISTER* DistantVampire: fucking bloody hell, I really cant type tonight -.- Seiko4287: I am...so bored Seiko4287: ...where do you live Seiko4287: you're the only one we haven't randomly visited yet DistantVampire: o.o; DistantVampire: that kinda scares me. and I've got company you DONT want to meet. so you can't visit until Dave's gone. Seiko4287: ...why so bad? DistantVampire: uhh...mentally unsound. Seiko4287: ..ah Seiko4287: oh, eh...that reminds me...I did the funniest thing today Seiko4287: ...I talked to the girl that I went out with on here Seiko4287: who I hadn't talked to in...months DistantVampire: is that a good thing or bad? Seiko4287: I told her I applied to the school there...like I told her I would, when we were still together Seiko4287: ....it was so funny Seiko4287: Almost as funny as yesterday, when I proposed to shana DistantVampire: O.o Seiko4287: yea...I was engaged...for about an hour Seiko4287: how great is that DistantVampire: haha. loser Seiko4287: but you're invited to the wedding though Seiko4287: so feel special DistantVampire: oh joy. I'd best be...something special. dunno what. Seiko4287: yea.. Seiko4287: this week has been great DistantVampire: um, until today this week sucked. but now it's awesome ^^ Seiko4287: least it's good now Seiko4287: being away from all of it..is so nice DistantVampire: oh, did you see? DistantVampire: look at my LJ Seiko4287: no DistantVampire: DO IT NOW. DistantVampire: ARF BITCH! ARF! DistantVampire: xD Seiko4287: okay Seiko4287: what am I missing DistantVampire: Your LJ war,who will win? LiveJournal Username Type of weapon Secret power? Flinging people across the roomLicking peopleTieing them up and eating their socksGoing RAWRSlapping them with a fishWTF? The evil villian... shaeniire The mastermind... everytimeidie13 Who kidnaps you... saishan Your sidekick who should come save you is... silentlycynical They never came,so you were saved by your secret lover... silentlycynical Who rapes you in the middle of all this... libri Your final battle was with... hurtmehelpme Did you win? True DistantVampire: Kidnapper. DistantVampire: you brute! Seiko4287: oh yes...kinkay Seiko4287: I'm so...violent Seiko4287: ole ole DistantVampire: lol DistantVampire: *runs and hides under Ryan's very comfy new bed* Seiko4287: ole..that won't work DistantVampire: *whines* he'll save me *nodnod* DistantVampire: and if he doesnt, one of his cats WILL attack you, it's inevitable if you're in his house xd DistantVampire: xD* DistantVampire: I <3 his cats! Seiko4287: ...I'll save me Seiko4287: so ha DistantVampire: emily's fat. tigger's fluffy, Katie...is well, a katie xD and tipsy is so cute! DistantVampire: haha. four cats vs. you. I favor the cats Seiko4287: ...I favor...the...cats too DistantVampire: xD DistantVampire: yesh, come to the darkside! Seiko4287: ...come to the darkside...we have cookies Seiko4287: ...aha DistantVampire: yeah, I guess Ry' will bring those damn cookies. he got promoted tonight xD DistantVampire: and he got his laptop today! DistantVampire: among other things ^.~ Seiko4287: ... Seiko4287: ...i'm not gonna ask DistantVampire: haha. I didn't figure you would xD Seiko4287: ...nope Seiko4287: I don't DistantVampire: But I promise, nothing bad happened ^^ Seiko4287: ..sure it didn't katy DistantVampire: bad = JP + Christine. DistantVampire: I promise, nothing bad happened *twitches* Seiko4287: ..... Seiko4287: *twitch* Seiko4287: ...they've killed it for me Seiko4287: ...i'm just going to have to be a monk Seiko4287: take a vow of celebicy and live up in the mountains of tibet DistantVampire: lol Seiko4287: all because of that! DistantVampire: I dont see how either of them could be in the mood after seeing the other naked. Seiko4287: ...*dies* DistantVampire: I honestly dont. Seiko4287: ...I say nothing Seiko4287: ...I hear nothing... Seiko4287: well, they're about even i'd say in the looks department DistantVampire: lol DistantVampire: regardless. DistantVampire: it still burns Seiko4287: ...he rates about the same as I do Seiko4287: ..I think DistantVampire: Umm. hell no. DistantVampire: people can actually stand you DistantVampire: him? not so much. Seiko4287: ...they stand him Seiko4287: ...mostly Seiko4287: hey, anybody who can find "love" is lucky..regardless DistantVampire: I love how you add the " ' s to that o.o Seiko4287: ...yep, it's the cynicism Seiko4287: ...it's always going to be "love" now DistantVampire: you just wait. DistantVampire: you're going to fall worse than I have DistantVampire: and have at least 20 kids Seiko4287: ha..fat chance Seiko4287: ...eww Seiko4287: 20? Seiko4287: the falling part...is...improbable Seiko4287: for a while Seiko4287: next time I fall for someone like that...truly romantically...i'll call you first Seiko4287: ...when i'm off in college or somewhere DistantVampire: you'd better! Seiko4287: I will Seiko4287: eh, go figure..it could be tomorrow DistantVampire: that's very true Seiko4287: that elusive "love" feeling DistantVampire: I sure as hell didn't intend to fall for Ryan...especially not considering who he was, and how I met him Seiko4287: ..yea Seiko4287: that's a story in itself Seiko4287: haha DistantVampire: god yeah lol DistantVampire: if we have kids (I'm not really jinxing anything, because neither of us really want kids xD) it'd be so interesting to explain to them DistantVampire: especially since Jen is my sister..and they'd be all. "OMG INCEST!' xD Seiko4287: ... Seiko4287: only YOUR children would have that thought pattern DistantVampire: lol DistantVampire: well, that's true. I accept my genes will warp the future of the world singlehandedly. Seiko4287: ...go you DistantVampire: yesh! go me! Seiko4287: ..if you ever do have kids...i'd have to see that DistantVampire: they'd be so cute! Seiko4287: they'd be so warped! DistantVampire: true. but cute first Seiko4287: your sarcasm..and his humor DistantVampire: because they wouldn't be able to talk yet, thus exposed their warpedness DistantVampire: xD DistantVampire: higher power, I'd love to see that xD Seiko4287: that...would be a beautiful child Seiko4287: *wipes away a tear* DistantVampire: *could only imagine what dinner would be like* o.o Seiko4287: they'd be so well off DistantVampire: lol DistantVampire: well on their way to the asylum Seiko4287: yea, like I am Seiko4287: i've got one foot in the door DistantVampire: hell, they might as well be born there xD Seiko4287: ....you should get married there DistantVampire: ick. no. Seiko4287: that'd be funny DistantVampire: I want big fancy wedding. Seiko4287: so do I DistantVampire: no icky asylum reaking of medicine and old person smell Seiko4287: the romance...of the fragrant smell of an old person Seiko4287: ...haha Seiko4287: ahh, something's in the air DistantVampire: you know, cuz it's such a turn on *rolls eyes* Seiko4287: ...don't know if it's love or not Seiko4287: excuse me..."love" DistantVampire: lol Seiko4287: ...I plan weddings really well Seiko4287: ...I realized that...a while back Seiko4287: I could tell you somewhere around here, that would be really good to have a wedding at DistantVampire: I want mine to start at sunset. and end with us beneath the stars, with candles lit all around us DistantVampire: where? Seiko4287: the arboreteum or however it's spelled Seiko4287: there are about six different places you could do it... DistantVampire: oh yeah, it's lovely there Seiko4287: at night, with the moon on the lake DistantVampire: I've seen them, I liked the place with the stairs that have water running down the middle of them Seiko4287: reflecting on the lake and on the flowers and the trees, swaying in the wind Seiko4287: ahh..."love" DistantVampire: water = no. o.o DistantVampire: yes...I love love. Seiko4287: yea, that part..that was cool Seiko4287: did you know that lake out there is haunted? DistantVampire: Nope Seiko4287: yep..it is Seiko4287: but..it would be so perfect to have a wedding there... DistantVampire: until a ghost comes out an possesses you o.o Seiko4287: ....yea, that would suck Seiko4287: ...although I hope she wouldn't do that Seiko4287: ...and that would be a really BAD time too DistantVampire: Yeah o.o DistantVampire: 'You may now kiss your bride Ryan *cleans down* Me: Ughhhhhhh *insert random zombiefied motions/sounds here* DistantVampire: leans* o.o DistantVampire: dammit!. DistantVampire: LOL DistantVampire: I looked up 'Bloopers' because that made me think of them (my bad typos) and half of them are Porn bloopers. DistantVampire: how the hell do you mess THAT up?!? Seiko4287: ....I have no idea Seiko4287: ....that's a bit..odd DistantVampire: Yeah xD DistantVampire: out 515, 117 were from porn, and the 515 is counting how many people have the movie avalible, so it's less than 515 really Seiko4287: wow