hehehe. 'Disciplinary Action'

Names withheld to save rep XD

Me: You wanted to see me private in your office about my 'work ethic'?
Them: Yes. I am not convinced that you have the company's best interest at heart.
Me: I'll do anything to prove just how...interested in this company I am!
Them: Anything...?
Me:Of course I would Ma'am!
Them: I think this calls for...'disciplinary action'. I might have to give you a 'reprimand.'
Me: Will I have to do 'performance reviews' regularly? I'll submit to any testing to prove myself!
Them: Yes. I need to be convinced that you can perform to my satisfaction.
Me: I care very much about your satisfaction Ma'am, I'll work direction under you so you can be able to watch me work better and instruct me properly.
Them: If you can perform your duties to my satisfaction I might consider giving you a bonus.
Me: I work best with a very hands on management style.
Them: I want somebody whos not afraid to take risks and try new things.
Me: I'll rise to every challenge you give me!

*snickers*

Ohhhh naughty mid-day text sessions!